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Privacy Policy

Last updated: April 2026

What We Collect

When you seek Delphine's judgment, we store the text you submit and her verdict. When you purchase a blessing, Stripe processes your payment — we never see or store your card number. We receive only a transaction ID from Stripe to confirm your payment went through. You may optionally provide your email address when purchasing a blessing. If you do, we store it solely to help retrieve your certificate if something goes wrong — it will never be used for marketing, shared with third parties, or used to sign you up for any mailing list.

How Long We Keep It

Judgments are stored for 90 days, then automatically deleted. Blessing records and certificates are stored for 45 days, then automatically deleted. Nothing is kept indefinitely.

What We Don't Do

We don't sell your data. We don't share it with third parties except Stripe for payment processing. We don't use it for advertising.

Cookies

We don't use tracking cookies.

Contact

If you have questions or want your data removed early, email thescribe@judgementaloldhag.com.

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