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Terms of Service

Last updated: April 2026

Entertainment Only

La Sorcière Delphine is an AI-powered entertainment experience. Her verdicts and blessings are generated by artificial intelligence for fun and are not real spiritual, legal, medical, or financial advice. Don't make life decisions based on what a swamp witch tells you.

Payments

Blessings cost $3. All payments are processed securely by Stripe. We do not store your payment information.

Refunds

All sales are final. If something went wrong with your purchase — you paid but never received your certificate — email thescribe@judgementaloldhag.com and we'll sort it out.

Acceptable Use

Don't submit personal information about other people. Don't attempt to manipulate or jailbreak the AI. Don't use the service for anything illegal.

Changes

We may update these terms occasionally. Continued use of the site means you accept the current terms.

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